January 2012
me: you look so dumb right now.... standing outside my house
mailman: uh this is my job
me: trying to apologize you're so ugly when you cry please
mailman: excuse me
me: but its over now go on and take a bow
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...
– Dead Poets Society, 1989 (via 000111000111)
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
That awkward moment when someone says they don't...
thatawkwarddisneymoment:
me in the hunger games:
maytheodds:
60, 59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2,
OH GOD *trips on molecules and falls off metal plate*